Thursday, October 12, 2006

RDB revisited...

Plz Note:
1. To understand this post u must have seen Rang De Basanti. And it is better if u also remember the original dialogues.
2. The blog is basically a series of mails, exchanged between me and my friend Ripudaman aka Rompy, which also brought forth the imaginative capabilities in both of us.
3. The mails (which includes modification of RDB’s dialogues) were written from memory.. so minor variations may be there from original dialogues.
4. I don’t know if you find it funny or not.. but I couldn’t stop laughing hours after. Hope it tickles a rib..

A little bit of background:
Rompy sent a mail in which was written that “It is the 2nd Death Anniversary of veerapan today… so we should shut our PC’s for 2 minutes in remembrance”
Along with it there was a photo of a grave and on the tombstone was written – R.I.P
(which by the way means Rest In Peace)

So I replied back :

From: Sid

What does RIP stand for - Remember in Prayer?????????

And u r talking of switching off pc for 2 mins.. today eveing I will switch off the pc for 2 days !!!
Long live Veeru…

Then there was some exchange of mails in which I was not answered so I again asked:

From: Sid

Par RIPu, R.I.P ka matlab to bata do….
Lash pe R.T.P likha hota to bhi samjh aa jata.. (Rovo Te Pitto) – par R.I.P ???

From: Rompy

O relax yaar…
Puch le sue se…mainu koi matlab pata hai….

Haan…dekha….
Veeru da inaam pakka…!!!!

(This is the dialogue which DJ says in the send off party for Ajay
It goes… main koi peeti hai.. puch le sue se… )



From : Sid

O sue taan kehndi – R.I.P means Routing Information Protocol..


From: Rompy

Jhoot bolta hai…
Sue to khali BA pass thi…usko kya pata Routing Information Protocol…hahahaha

From: Sid
Sue: maaji, apka beta to tester hai…

DJ: O yeh software jaaanti hai… O tu ne bataya nahi mereko..
. tu..tuuu sab samjhti hai???
Sue: Haan
DJ: O yaar.. yeh software samajhti hai.. badi gadbad ho gayi yaar

(This comes when DJ introduces sue to his mother and realizes she can speak hindi..)

From: Rompy

SUE: Kuch kaam kar lo…

DJ: (thoda sa code likhata hai) : har taraf sab kuch bikhar raha hai, main khada tamasha dekh raha hu
Hum jaison ki koi aukat hi nahi hai, agar hum RIP ka matlab nikaal bhi lein, fir bhi koi farak nahi padega, tab bhi kuch nahi badlega…
Veeru ek acha terrorist tha, ek acha gunda, achi achi moochon wala…us bande ne kabhi kisi ka kuch nahi bigaada yaar…kabhi kisi ka galt nahi kiya..
Aur apni banto(supposedly veeru ki janani) yaar, apni bachi…

(This comes when DJ cries while eating after Ajay’s death and the lathi charge where Ajay’s mother is injured)

From: Sid

DJ: Humen kuch aisa karna padega… jo unhe jadd se hila de…

Banto(veeru ki janani): Zinda kar do usse…

Sukhi: zinda kar den usse.. Veeru ko zinda kar de..

Pandey : ojha baba ka intezaam main kar dunga…

Sukhi: bhadka mat Pandey… baat baat par logn ko zinda karna tere liye aam bat hogi..

Karan: Zara si baat… veeru ki maut zara si baaaat hai…

Sukhi: par karega kaun,.. zinda kaun karega usse…

DJ: main karunga…

Pandey: roz raaat 12 baje .. chaand baadlon mein chupta hai… tabhi kar denge…

Khoon chalaaaaaa… khoooon challlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… veeru ki ragon mein… fer se umad ke … khoon chala….

(This is the next scene in the movie where all of the guys decide to kill the defense minister)

25 comments:

rOmpy said...

abe pehle batana tha ki ye blog par aa raha hai...i composed two more mails and later din send em...

uff...baijoe...has has kar paagal ho raha hu main...

Yukthesh said...

Bhai Mast likha hai... Aakhri part kafi phunny kha. I couldn't stop laughing for 3 min ya 3 damn minutes in clients office..
Phir bhi hasi na rukhi..

Ek dum zhakas.. Good show bro..

Amrut said...

Saale tu to kisse bhi topic pe blog likh saktahai be...
Sahe hai...RIP ka matlab nikaal bhi lein, fir bhi koi farak nahi padega, tab bhi kuch nahi badlega…
Veeru ek acha terrorist tha, ek acha gunda, achi achi moochon wala…us bande ne kabhi kisi ka kuch nahi bigaada yaar…kabhi kisi ka galt nahi kiya..

Out of the world... heheheheh...
Sahe hai bedu...

SiD said...

@rompy: vo hai tu... pata hai na kaun..
aisa kar.. vo apne blog mein likh de..
i will give the link to the secnd half here.. and u give the this to as the first half in ur blog...

@yukthesh: thanks bro..ya it is funny - but to those who r RDB freaks... ;)

@amrut:
that was written by rompy.. and ya when i had read that.. i was in splits.. literally..
thats why i got the idea to continue the story..

Fleiger said...

Lagta hai us RIP ne sab ki shanti chhin li ;)

Nice dialogs man... Phir aage kya hua? Ya sirf baatein kar ke chup ho gaye as usual? Ya Veeru ne jo 91 runs maare uska reason yahi tha? ;)

Fleiger said...

Err.. do you remember we already have a veeru look-alike between us who can channel the "aatma"?

rOmpy said...

hahahaa....saale kya likh daala ye tune..waise sahi baat..wo mails padh padh ke bura haal ho raha hai...
lagta hai mails laminate karani padegi...

SiD said...

@flieger: veeru look alike.. my memory is not firing.. can u plz give some explosives..

and ya..it was friday.. time was 6.. so conversation stalled and never really started again

@rompy: laminate.. hahaha..
tu apni baaki ki mails bhej.. fer karate hain!!! :)

Fleiger said...

Remember in Mysore we had circulated a photo of a certain person with extreme likeness to Veeru, and somebody (I guess Juice) had also put moustaches on him to make the likeness complete...

I didn't think you would be the person who does only talking and no acting ;)

SiD said...

@fleiger: I got the hint.. and if I am not wrong that person had put up that very foto in his orkut profile...
tell me if i am wrong...
btw i didnt get any mails at mysore..it is the orkut foto i am linking the chains with...

Fleiger said...

You got that correct ;)

Cuckoo said...

Hmmmmm....

Cuckoo said...

The post sounds funny. Had I seen RDB, it would have become doubly funny, I guess. :D

Fleiger said...

@Cuckoo: You haven't seen RDB? And you saw Munnabhai in last month, right? I guess you are too busy watching french movies to see hindi ones ;)

@Sid: I thought Friday the 13th would have been a good day to "do the deed"... Missed the chance. When is the next "amavas ki raat" coming up?

SiD said...

@cuckoo: you haven't seen RDB???
R u living on mars??? really this is unbelievable...
I mean i have seen people who rarely watch movies - go and see RDB twice in theater.. and being closest to bollywood u not seeing it.. not even on DVD - i cant find words to express my shock..
I think I have witnessed an extreme today - the non movie buffs type...

and I am sure u wont have understood one word of this post...

@fleiger: i am waiting for my friend rompy.. he will be here on diwali - and diwali is amavaysa remember - no moon.. so i guess that will be a good day.. ;)

Cuckoo said...

No, I live in Venus!!
Well, these days I hardly get time to watch movies..can't afford to have those five hours to visit a theatre(commuting included). Was waiting for the DVD release. I don't really appreciate the piracy (remember, doing my small part against corruption ?)

Now, I don't have time for any movies. :(( Later.. LOjavascript:void(0)
Publish Your Commentll it has become my favourite dialougue!!

Fleiger said...
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Fleiger said...

@Sid: But divali is holi day, no use to us in this endevour... you will have to wait for next amavasya. ;)

@Cuckoo: RDB DVD is out for days... my friend got it (from Citi, so it's legal) ;) You really live in Paris...

Later? Hmm... And which dialog are you talking about?

Fleiger said...

Oops, holy day, holy day, holy day... there...

rOmpy said...

abe kya amaavas ki raat laga rakhi hai???

AN INDIAN HAS NOT SEEN RDB????
...unbelievable....
i have seen more than 100 times...

Cuckoo said...

Sid, Fleiger & Rompy,
Yes, I am an Indian and I have NOT seen RDB. Hawww, ab kya karu?

Fleiger, by the time DVD was out I became very busy. Everything is postponed till mid-Dec. Just like my 'to read' books, I have 'to see' films also. But I would like to see this movie in a theatre. Does that mean another few months.. I wonder..

SiD said...

@cuckoo:
u sure r on venus/mars..
the movie has even come on tv - twice!!
and the dvd was out looooong ago..
u sure have missed smthing!!

@fleiger: ok.. on special request the zinda ceremony has been postponed!!! ;)

@rompy: u have the whole movie on ur mobile.100 to honge hi.... for me it is mere 25 - 20 times..
but the scenes which have kept on mobile - must have watched them 100 times ;) !!!!!

SiD said...

i guess.. cuckoo and i clicked on the Publish comments button at the same time - she won!!

Fleiger said...

Hmm... so LJ is faster on the draw? ;)

We have to postpone it, wouldn't want Veeru to come back and start being all noble and holy, can we? ;)

kamal said...

ha ha.... seriously yaar... woh DJ ke rone waala scene mein veeru aur RIP ka kya connection khoja hai...

haste haste ankhone mein aansu aa gaye the .... good...