Continuing on the customer care note, got an interesting call.
I had got my car serviced from Hyundai a few days ago. So the customer care called to know my feedback. It was a sweet voice of a lady.
This is how it went (Original was in Hindi, translated to English for my global audience!! - Ya there is not even local audience as of now but I like to think Long term!!!)
CC: Good Morning Sir. I am calling from ABC Hyundai. Am I talking to Mr. Shadaab.
Me: This could be me. But may be they bungled up with cell numbers.
Me: No. You have got the wrong number.
CC: Oh. You own a Santro?
Me: Yes.
CC: You got it serviced it on 13th.
Me: Yes. But my name is Sidharth
CC: Oh! Sir, I would like to ask you how was the experience.
Me:Not even a sorry!!!
Me: Ya, it was OK.
CC: Were you satisfied with the washing of the car.
Me: Yes I was.
CC: And Overall experience?
Me: Ya good!
CC: Out of 10, how many marks would you like to give us.
Me: umm... 8
CC: Why have you cut 2 marks???
Me: WTF.. what a question!!!! Well..because you call me and don't know my name. And because somebody changed the channel in the customer lounge when Sachin was batting that day!!!
Me: You had promised that some stains on the seat cover will go off. But they didn't. But that's Ok. You didn't charge me for it.
CC: So why cut the marks?
Me: Because you Overpromised and Underdelivered!!
CC: whaat??
Me: Nothing. you promised something and could not do it
CC: But we didn't charge for it.
Me: Ya Ok.
CC: Sir, 9 and 10 marks are for excellent. and below that Very Good..
Me: what the hell!!!!
Me: OK. 9 marks.. Fine now????????
CC: Thank you sir!!
1 comment:
hahahah.....mast :) !!aunty must have been a topper in her academic times chasing a university rank!
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